February 2012
223 posts
supmariss:
Never Get to Know Paul Baribeau
Well...
stickyembraces:
I wanted to give up existential despair for lent, but I only managed to do so until I ran out of whiskey.
“I’m not beautiful, I don’t care. One thing women don’t know is that you don’t...”
– Courtney Love (via heroinkilledtherockstar)
LISA FRANK FEMINISM
Cosmo Sex Tip
dongcity:
Plant the idea that maybe you don’t actually exist in the back of his mind. It’ll drive him crazy.
i have the biggest crush on a boy right now that i’ve had since i was a freshmen in high school and there was this older boy in my latin class who looked like he was malnourished and wore a loin cloth and a jesus action figure on a spring on his shoulder and had pierced his own ear with a safety pin his hair is always perfect and he has this weird puffy face and he dresses like an economics...
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i’ve been on call for the last 4 days and i was all “i’m gonna be stuck in the building so i’ll get so much homework done” and i have painted my nails twice, done a bunch of sit ups, choreographed a dance routine, gone to lunch with a boy that i’m supposed to like, drank too many margaritas, slept 12 hours a night, watched an oc marathon on my computer, spilled...
istolefrommarcjacobs:
i’m just angry because no one ever normalizes being alone. if being alone for the rest of your life was normal, i wouldn’t be so angry . i feel like i will be alone all my life i don’t want anyone to touch me. for style reasons also no one looks right with me, i look better alone.
YOU DON'T TRY TO RAPE A GODDESS: One thing that... →
rgr-pop:
is that she is maybe the hardest-working and most talented and versatile and good at her job cast member that SNL ever had. How the fuck long did they pay Jimmy Fallon to fuck up every line he was given? I think Maya was maybe the best cast member ever in those terms—the best at…