January 2012
December 2011
lickmypersuasion:
i listen to a lot of songs about love, heartbreak, partying, and sex for someone as single and anti-social as me
there’s something to be said about mediocrity…i haven’t had stress diarrhea or excitement constipation in months
martaunderthesea:
I am moving slowly today and that is okay. The universe is not going to collapse if I don’t accomplish everything on my to-do list. In fact, I’ll bet the universe will swell with glory if I manage to survive a day without my heart racing and my breathing constricted. I’m just going to take my time and cast all thoughts of negative consequences from my mind. There is nothing...
He was a Skater Dad she said See You Later Dad
“I hate, hate being left out. Whether it’s not being picked for a team… or being...”
– Michael Scott (via popculturesmash)
idgi, why do the people in my town act like they are shocked by the snow and the cold weather every year? it is like this literally every year…it’s not interesting or new and no i do not wanna have a pointless chat about it.
Watchsuper-eklectic1:
double standards
I suck dick if i want to…and Imma still be classy!!
Girls who say “I hate other girls” →
whitedrunkgirls:
Oh, you all know at least one. Who knows, maybe you are one. A girl who hates other girls. A girl who says, “All my friends are guys.” A girl who generalizes about other girls, calling them “bitches” and “superficial” and “annoying,” and using all of those things to justify to other people why you don’t have female friends. Here’s a newsflash, cupcake: you don’t have female...
I mostly only do 2 things: 1. consume too much sugar 2. feel crappy because i consumed too much sugar
cosmo tip #99
expertcosmotips:
Think shaving his pubes for him is sexy? Try plucking them out one by one with your teeth! You’ll really get him coiling and writhing with fiery pleasure!
cosmo tip #74
expertcosmotips:
for a sexy surprise, cover him in superglue while he’s sleeping and stick household objects to any exposed flesh
Watchpartywitch:
“We Would Be Sisters: An Excerpt” ♡ A Video Diary ♡
cosmo tip #31
expertcosmotips:
make a papier mache mask of his mother’s face to wear when you’re in bed with him
cosmo tip #34
expertcosmotips:
Hang strips of bacon from your nipple rings. If your nipples aren’t pierced, just sew them on.
“I saw my life branching out before me like the green fig tree in the story. From...”
– Sylvia Plath, The Bell Jar (via scatterhearted)
I love this passage
(via winterofeightynine)
