PMS, i have the biggest crush on a boy right now that...

i have the biggest crush on a boy right now that i’ve had since i was a freshmen in high school and there was this older boy in my latin class who looked like he was malnourished and wore a loin cloth and a jesus action figure on a spring on his shoulder and had pierced his own ear with a safety pin

his hair is always perfect and he has this weird puffy face and he dresses like an economics professor and he drinks wine and has a record player and he’s always talking about politics and tea and i really want to punch him and i feel like vomiting every time i accidentally make eye contact with him and have to say hi